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I keep running into the same dating dilemma. I meet someone online. We chat and move on to the long nightly phone calls. I can’t seem to help myself once I hit this stage. I start daydreaming that Mr. Phone Call is Mr. Right. The big day comes…we meet in person and I realize he’s not the one. This cycle is starting to makes me bitter. All the hours of online chat and late night calls wasted. I’m starting to think online dating is not for me. Should I quit online dating? What are my alternatives?

Signed-

Spinning my wheels

I finally got up the nerve to say the L word to my boyfriend and he didn’t say it back. I’m so hurt, and I’m so embarrassed I don’t feel like seeing him again. I know that’s not the answer. I just don’t know what to do!

Signed

Embarrassed enough to hide!

Dear Sabrina Love—

I met someone on line and we’ve been talking like crazy and it’s time to meet. The thing is, he’s about 9 hours away. I am okay with that, but only if we agree to split the travel. How do I bring this up without seeming like I’m way ahead of myself? I don’t want to scare him off, but I also don’t want to waste my time.

Sincerely,

Long-Distance Dianne

Dear Sabrina Love-

I’m in love with my BF and unfortunately that doesn’t stand for boyfriend. It stands for best friend! I need some advice on how to navigate these waters. Should I bring it up? I can’t tell if he’s into me or not. We are so close that I think he must be. Please help save a friendship!

Sincerely

Friend or Fool

Dear Sabrina Love-

I broke up with my boyfriend of 6 months last week. I felt like it was a good decision because he had done some things that really hurt me….but now….7 days later I feel this insane urge to go back to him. Something tells me I should stick to my guns. What should I do?

Regards,

Confused in Philly

Ok. So it’s March and you’re a little chubby and super pale. The thing is, you really weren’t going for that “new back fat and ghostly white” look. So, it’s time to get spring cleaning on the old self.

They are widows and married millionaires and Yalies. They are Christian nonsmokers and truckers and Republicans. And they all want to date you. Well, maybe not you. But someone you could pretend to be, with a little imagination and a working laptop.

Yeah yeah….we know. The Wonder Bra really is for men. They aren’t comfortable to wear and for the most part, we wear them for you…but the times, they are a’changing. In other words, it’s time for men to return the favor. I know we can all agree that an update to the tighty whitey is surely a good thing. So get that vision out of your head, because you’ll need room for what’s up next. The new deftly designed shorts are promising much more than your old undies ever could have provided. The secret weapon is enthusiastically called the “trophy shelf” and ahhh, well, that’s exactly what it is. You know how the Wonder Bra lifts and unites? Well, there’s some lifting here. Uniting? Maybe a little. I think a more accurate description would be lifting and protruding. No wincing please. The design is the genius here, and apparently very comfortable. Somehow, due to the pleats in the fabric, things just fall into place in a much more appealing fashion. The brand to introduce the trophy shelf is C-in2. And just like the Wonder Bra, they aint cheap. I saw a pair on Amazon for about $20. Personally, I don’t want my man to be all crazy with his underwear. And I guess in reality, I’d really rather spend $20 on my underwear, not his. My theory is that the metrosexual checks out himself and if honest, I’m looking to have my man check out me.

Are you online dating yet not getting the responses you want? Do you wink at people yet get no response? Maybe you need to adjust your approach a little bit...