Yeah yeah….we know. The Wonder Bra really is for men. They aren’t comfortable to wear and for the most part, we wear them for you…but the times, they are a’changing. In other words, it’s time for men to return the favor. I know we can all agree that an update to the tighty whitey is surely a good thing. So get that vision out of your head, because you’ll need room for what’s up next. The new deftly designed shorts are promising much more than your old undies ever could have provided. The secret weapon is enthusiastically called the “trophy shelf” and ahhh, well, that’s exactly what it is. You know how the Wonder Bra lifts and unites? Well, there’s some lifting here. Uniting? Maybe a little. I think a more accurate description would be lifting and protruding. No wincing please. The design is the genius here, and apparently very comfortable. Somehow, due to the pleats in the fabric, things just fall into place in a much more appealing fashion. The brand to introduce the trophy shelf is C-in2. And just like the Wonder Bra, they aint cheap. I saw a pair on Amazon for about $20. Personally, I don’t want my man to be all crazy with his underwear. And I guess in reality, I’d really rather spend $20 on my underwear, not his. My theory is that the metrosexual checks out himself and if honest, I’m looking to have my man check out me.
Well, the thing is that there is an unwritten "social contract" or custom or whatever you call it:
Women wear wonder bras and other "i want to look good for men things" to look good for men, and men return favor by the fact that it is customary for men to pay for drinks, open the door for women, lift heavy things etc...
So, no favor is left unreturned, it is just returned in different kind.
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